It was! I was thinking about how I had to call Sarah.
It was a horrible thing to do to my brother and I’m sorry.
i put my google’s safe search on strict just to see what would come up when i typed in doggy style and
AT DAWN WE RIDE
Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend
According to this I’ll be hosting a TV show with Harry Potter. SCORE!
I GET TO SWITCH LIVES WITH JACKIE CHAN.
Stuck on an island with Barack Obama.
JOHN I WILL MAKE HIM NAME YOUR BABY
Apparently I will be married to Santa Claus by the end of the month. Not sure how Stuart and Mrs. Claus will feel about that.
I am /totally/ down to start a band with Lady Gaga.
Trapped in Prison with Edward Cullen (sounds like the title of a memoir but also OH NO WHY)
A series of accidental-on-purpose poems, courtesy of Google
let us admire the moment that Hank lost the Q and A and everyone’s reactions
I think this celebration is much more gratifying than any amount of shocking would be. :)