fishingboatproceeds:

It was! I was thinking about how I had to call Sarah.
It was a horrible thing to do to my brother and I’m sorry.

fishingboatproceeds:

It was! I was thinking about how I had to call Sarah.

It was a horrible thing to do to my brother and I’m sorry.

(Source: queenbowie)

singwordsthatholdnomeaning:

buttsnbongos:

i put my google’s safe search on strict just to see what would come up when i typed in doggy style and

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AT DAWN WE RIDE

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(Source: tasteofavery, via wilwheaton)

justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

(via iguanamouth)

edwardspoonhands:

jennipowell:

mamaleh6994:

kyliesparks27:

joesdaily:

According to this I’ll be hosting a TV show with Harry Potter. SCORE!

I GET TO SWITCH LIVES WITH JACKIE CHAN.

Stuck on an island with Barack Obama.
JOHN I WILL MAKE HIM NAME YOUR BABY

Apparently I will be married to Santa Claus by the end of the month.  Not sure how Stuart and Mrs. Claus will feel about that.

I am /totally/ down to start a band with Lady Gaga.

Trapped in Prison with Edward Cullen (sounds like the title of a memoir but also OH NO WHY)

edwardspoonhands:

jennipowell:

mamaleh6994:

kyliesparks27:

joesdaily:

According to this I’ll be hosting a TV show with Harry Potter. SCORE!

I GET TO SWITCH LIVES WITH JACKIE CHAN.

Stuck on an island with Barack Obama.

JOHN I WILL MAKE HIM NAME YOUR BABY

Apparently I will be married to Santa Claus by the end of the month.  Not sure how Stuart and Mrs. Claus will feel about that.

I am /totally/ down to start a band with Lady Gaga.

Trapped in Prison with Edward Cullen (sounds like the title of a memoir but also OH NO WHY)

plantgirl98:

A series of accidental-on-purpose poems, courtesy of Google

(Source: gomendorf, via hazardoushero)

eat-octoroks:

nna on Deviantart.

(via thegreatkeaton)

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(Source: mogmo, via tessaviolet)

Tim(willdestroyyou) & (Daily) Grace Helbig.

(via gracehelbig)

writhing with laughter

(Source: agentdalecooper, via nanalew)

do-you-have-a-flag:

let us admire the moment that Hank lost the Q and A and everyone’s reactions

I think this celebration is much more gratifying than any amount of shocking would be. :)

do-you-have-a-flag:

let us admire the moment that Hank lost the Q and A and everyone’s reactions

I think this celebration is much more gratifying than any amount of shocking would be. :)